Thursday, March 26, 2009

Thank god

I have Dresden Dolls music to pound my anger out on the piano.

And thank god she said she was still proud of me.
Today=shitty. TGTIF. Spring break, I think I'm in love.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

cute

You be my Nick, I'll be your Norah.

I don't care if I have to wait around. I'm content.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hey you one kid--

stop confusing me.

Thanks.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Girl Advice: From vlogbrothers

Here's a youtube video vlogbrothers quote:

How do I get nerd girls to like me?

Idk, thats not really my area of expertise, hold on, lemme go and get Willy (brings in dog).Girls love you Willy, how do you do it? Kisses? You lick their ears? I don't think that's it.. atleast not at first.

Why do girls like you? Is it because you pee alot or you bark in the house? Or because you make alot of weird noises? Wait is it because you're the silent, shy, aloof type? The silent, shy, aloof type doesn't lick me on the mouth when I'm video blogging.

So I can tell you pretty distinctly why girls like Willy. Because he's a puppy. My first piece of advice for getting girls to like you is become a puppy. A kitten would also be acceptable or possibly a sneezy panda bear.

I've been dumped by a lot of girls. And in the process of acquiring those broken hearts I learned one important lesson: Girls don't like it when you get all creepy stalker-y on them.
See the problem with guys is we're needy but we're told that we're not allowed to be needy, so when we get in a situation when we're allowed to be vulnerable we sorta like rip it open and let it flow out and its kinda disgusting.

I have this theory with girls, atleast girls not named Bella, they have this warning system inside their heads and whenever we get too obsessed with them and focused on them it's like BEEP BEEP BEEP Back Away which btw is a totally helpful warning system because no girl- or any other person for that matter- will ever fill up the holes inside of you.

It's like chinese finger cuffs. Do you remember cfc? The way to get cfc off of your fingers is instead of being panicked and overeager, just relax.

Oh and one other thing guys, it would be really helpful if you can see girls as like people instead of pathways to kissing and/or salvation.

One thing I've noticed over the years is if you treat girls like people, although admittadely people who like fart jokes somewhat less than the rest of your friends, they're much more likely to like you.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bahah

Good day.

I like that butterfly feeling I keep getting. And hate it at the same time.

Monday, March 9, 2009

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YOU'RE SO HARD TO READ. lmao. NOT even FUNNY!

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I thought it was funny how on the left under March it said I liked, and then Hookah? lol.

I'm not used to this whole flirting thing. I don't want to be obvious or annoying, but I want to be noticed. It's a hard balance :\

Sunday, March 8, 2009

I liked

this weekend. And that one attractive person. Ya know? Indeed.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Hookah?

I don't get it at all.
Grow up.